Short A crudely painted, misshapen person in military garb unnervingly stares at you.
Long An abstract collaged painting of a creepy ginger-bread shaped person wearing elements of a uniform: a maroon sash, military pins, and epaulets. His hair is made of a fringe of an epaulet that frames a face with distorted features. Its right eye is round and bulging, white with a large black pupil; its left is a red iris and a white pupil outlined by green, with a brown raised nose and black horizontal strokes form a mouth with three small white teeth. The body is composed of many green, brown, and tan blotches that almost look like mold or moss. The background is maroon with golden floral decoration. The painting is in a distressed wood gold-and-brown-painted frame.
Short A portrait of a woman looks like a child might have painted it; she has a blurry mouth, blotchy peach skin, greenish hair, dots for a nose, and two sets of eyes in a row that are not alike. What looks like a white tear runs down from her third eye.